TRUMP VS. MUSK: Billionaire Bromance Explodes into Nuclear Feud – President Vows to ‘Nuke’ SpaceX Contracts as Elon Drops Epstein ‘Bombshell’ Over ‘Pork-Filled’ Tax Bill!
Washington, D.C. – October 12, 2025 – In a White House showdown straight out of a dystopian thriller, President Donald J. Trump and tech titan Elon Musk’s once-unbreakable alliance detonated Thursday, with Trump threatening to slash billions in federal contracts for SpaceX and Starlink while Musk lobbed a jaw-dropping accusation linking Trump to Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous files. The real-time social media slugfest, unfolding during a tense Oval Office huddle with Germany’s Chancellor Friedrich Merz, has Wall Street reeling, Tesla shares plunging 12% ($150 billion wiped out), and MAGA insiders whispering of a “deep state setup” to sabotage Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill.”
The implosion hit warp speed just six days after Musk’s tearful White House farewell, where the 54-year-old DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) czar – sporting a mysterious black eye blamed on his toddler but eyed by skeptics as “thug residue” from a classified briefing – hugged Trump goodbye amid MAGA hats and applause. Trump had gushed then: “Elon’s a genius patriot – we slashed $2 trillion in waste together!” But cracks spiderwebbed as Musk, from his Austin lair, unleashed a barrage on X decrying the $4.5 trillion tax-cut-and-spend behemoth as a “deficit-exploding abomination stuffed with lobbyist pork.” Leaked CBO math warns it balloons the debt by $3.2 trillion over a decade, guts EV subsidies (a Musk must-have), and axes coverage for 15 million more Americans – all rushed through Congress in a “dead-of-night heist,” per Musk’s 2 a.m. screed viewed 50 million times.
Trump, mid-chatter with Merz about NATO dues, pivoted to fury: “Elon’s lost it – very disappointed. He misses this Oval magic; that’s why he’s hostile. Trump Derangement Syndrome!” He zinged Musk’s shiner: “Offered him makeup – interesting, huh?” Then, on Truth Social, the hammer dropped: “Easiest budget fix? Torch Elon’s subsidies – billions saved! Biden was too weak; I’m not.” Musk fired back instantly: “Make my day, Don. Without my $300 million war chest and X army, you’d be golfing in obscurity. Ingratitude? Shocking.” But the nuke: “Trump’s buried in Epstein files – that’s why they’re sealed. Body double alert?”
Pandemonium ensued. Tesla tanked to $210/share as investors fled the “feud fallout,” while Trump Media soared 8% on schadenfreude bets. Musk unearthed 2013 Trump tweets blasting GOP spendthrifts: “Where’s that fiscal hawk? Alien abduction?” Allies scrambled: Errol Musk urged a truce via Al Jazeera (“Fizzle it out, son”), while Trump’s chief of staff Susie Wiles leaked whispers of Musk’s “ketamine-fueled rants” from a Times exposé. Democrats danced – Schumer tweeted “Siri, play ‘Bad Blood'” – as the ACLU sued over “contract weaponization,” citing antitrust alarms.
What torched the bromance? Insiders finger the bill’s EV credit repeal (Musk’s “betrayal”) and Trump’s weekend axing of Musk pal Jared Isaacman as NASA head, branded a “Dem plant.” Their saga – from Musk’s post-Butler 2024 endorsement, Air Force One joyrides, to Lincoln Bedroom sleepovers – was peak power porn. Now? “Hostile exes with nukes,” quips CNN’s Jake Tapper. As Merz awkwardly sipped coffee, Trump mused: “Great run, Elon. Won’t be anymore.” Musk’s retort: “History’s watching – impeach the pork king?”
This billionaire bloodbath could cripple NASA’s Artemis moonshot (SpaceX hauls 70% of cargo) and spike Starlink rates for troops. With midterms 13 months out, Musk’s hinted “America Party” launch threatens GOP coffers. Is it ego Armageddon or scripted psyop? White House stonewalls: “Focus on wins.” But as shares stabilize and #MuskTrumpMeltdown trends (100M posts), one truth blazes: In Trump’s arena, loyalty’s a launchpad – disloyalty? Total system failure.
