VANCE’S VILE DOUBLE STANDARD: VP’s ‘Gas Chamber Jokes OK’ Rant on Kirk Show Sparks National Uproar – But Leaked Memos Reveal ‘Woke Purge’ Plot to Silence Dissenters!

Washington, D.C. – October 16, 2025 – In a bombshell broadcast just 30 minutes ago on The Charlie Kirk Show – now helmed by the late founder’s widow Erika Kirk – Vice President J.D. Vance, speaking “on behalf of President Trump,” unleashed a tirade that has America erupting in fury, defending “harmless” jabs at “gas chambers, drunkards, and watermelon men” as free speech while vowing to “crush” anyone quoting Charlie Kirk’s “truths” with visa revocations, firings, and federal probes.

“Humor’s our shield – poke at Nazis or stereotypes, laugh it off! But parrot Kirk’s fire? Boom – your H-1B’s toast, your desk’s cleared!” Vance thundered from his ceremonial office, flanked by Stephen Miller and a holographic Kirk tribute, the chyron blaring ‘Faith, Family, Freedom – No Exceptions.’

The eight-word scorcher? “Quote the martyr, lose your tomorrow – that’s justice.” Listeners – 12 million tuning in for Erika’s tearful intro – froze as Vance, eyes steely, riffed: “We chuckle at historical horrors or cultural tropes – it’s satire! But Kirk’s words? Sedition in sheep’s clothing. Employers, act; ICE, deport!” The nod to Kirk’s assassination – pinned on “antifa Soros puppets” – twisted into a call for “consequences” against “woke echoers,” echoing Vance’s post-shooting dox-a-thon that cratered lives from Wisconsin principals to Ivy profs. Erika, clutching toddler photos, nodded: “Charlie forgave, but forgot? Never – purge the poison.”

Outrage detonates: #VanceHypocrite craters X with 20M posts, blending liberal howls (“Fascist flip-flop!”) and MAGA cheers (“Finally, accountability!”). CNN’s Jake Tapper thundered: “From hillbilly elegy to authoritarian screed – Vance’s comedy club for bigots, gulag for quotes?” Leaked White House memos – splashed by The Intercept – expose the rot: A ‘Kirk Legacy Taskforce’ blueprint to blacklist “dissent amplifiers” via IRS audits and State Department visa denials, funneling $80M in “remembrance funds” to TPUSA voter mills. “Satire for us, subversion for them,” one aide scribbled, tying to Vance’s 2028 heir-apparent bid post-Trump, with polls spiking his GOP nod to 52%.

Dems crater: AOC’s viral thread (15M views) dubs it “MAGA McCarthyism 2.0,” demanding impeachment as 9/11’s shadow looms – Vance’s Kirk casket escort over Ground Zero snubbed. Environmentalists savage the broadcast’s Starlink carbon (300 tons), but Eira Kirk vows: “Faith demands defense – even in fury.” As midterms thunder, Vance’s “declaration” spotlights free speech’s faultline: Shield for slurs or sword for silencing? With Erika’s Halftime Show glow and cloud “miracles,” this spotlight scorches – pure class, or class warfare? America holds breath; the punchline punches back.