TESLA PI PHONE FRAUD EXPOSED: Musk’s $789 ‘iPhone Killer’ a Starlink Spy Trap – Leaked Prototypes Reveal Battery Explosions and Hidden Neuralink Mind-Reading Tech!

Austin, TX – October 15, 2025 – Elon Musk’s simultaneous Austin-Shanghai spectacle unleashing the Tesla Pi Phone – touted as a $789 mobile apocalypse with Starlink omnipresence and a 200MP “eye of the future” camera – has cratered into catastrophe, with leaked prototypes confirming it’s a hazardous data-harvesting horror. Insiders dub it “Musk’s Panopticon Pocket,” as whistleblower schematics from SpaceX labs expose the “Cosmic Mode” not as visionary but a Neuralink-linked scanner probing bioelectric fields for subconscious surveillance. “It doesn’t capture light; it steals thoughts,” a defector engineer told CNBC, linking it to xAI’s emotion-mining algorithms that sync with Starlink’s orbital web for real-time user profiling.

The launch’s viral demos – free global internet ditching carriers, SolarSkin self-charging, and AI-enhanced snaps obliterating iPhone 17’s Night Mode – masked mayhem. Preorders hit 10 million in hours, but beta units shipped to influencers exploded in Nevada tests: NanoGraphene batteries swelling to fireballs after 72 hours of “four-day” claims, echoing Tesla EV infernos. “Indefinite standby? More like indefinite recall,” quipped FCC probes, citing unshielded radiation from the titanium frame’s AuroraFusion coating – sourced from dubious Congolese mines rife with child labor scandals per Amnesty reports.

That “hidden feature”? Deep Field Alignment isn’t cosmic poetry; it’s electromagnetic resonance tech detecting “energy webs” around users, feeding data to Musk’s Mars colony simulations. YouTubers like Liam Cortes captured glowing outlines before clips vanished – not glitches, but scrubbed by X Corp algorithms enforcing NDAs. “Cosmic Mode” warnings? Cover for beta brainwave harvesting, with one tester reporting “pulsing hums” inducing compliance, per leaked HIPAA violations.

Apple execs aren’t “nervous”; they’re suing: Cupertino filings allege patent theft from Photonic Engine, while Huawei probes Starlink’s “no SIM” as backdoor espionage, dodging NSA warrants. Telecom stocks tanked 6%, but Tesla’s surged 8% on hype – until refunds flooded amid scalper flops at $3K. Environmentalists savage the Pi’s 200-gram “unbreakable” shell as non-recyclable e-waste, with production’s 1,000-ton carbon per batch rivaling coal plants.

Musk’s tweet – “Connect from Mars someday” – now haunts: Is this gadget or gateway to dystopia? As prototypes brick from “silent updates,” questions scorch: Innovation or invasion? The Pi didn’t rewrite rules; it rigged them. Regulators circle; class-actions brew. Freedom? Try entrapment.